![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2){kind=small}
wikdsushi is actually in charge of Sprint PCS!!! You see.. this whole situation is a clever ploy to make me vacuum around the cats' litter box.
- Brandy introduces me to Sushi, who immediately anticipates the need to vacuum the litterbox.
- Sushi deliberately ensures I enjoy spending time with her, and fall in love with her.
- This done, Sushi entices me to move to the USA.
- In a rash of self-empowerment, I get a job at CompUSA - which after Sushi meets my Wide Beardy Boss, begins to go badly and I end up leaving.
- Sushi therefore ensures that I apply to, and get a job with Cingular Wireless.
- At Cingular, I meet The Blonde (aka Melinda), and fall head over heels.
- Time passes and The Blonde leaves Cingular.
- More time passes, and Harry Potter book 5 comes out. Sushi has a reading party, at which I meet the Indi for the first(?) time.
- I get Indi a job with Cingular, and begin to spend more time with her, thus ensuring she meets Rhys, and they get together.
- This pairing is one of the major reasons I end up leaving Cingular - only to get a job with Sprint due to The Blonde.
- Now that I'm safely working for Sprint, Sushi sets about gradually worsening working conditions there.
- The Blonde quits so as to be absolved of all guilt; treats me like crap so as to be totally removed from life.
- Sushi continues to worsen conditions at Sprint, whilst persuading me to hang on there.
- Eventually Sushi worsens things to a point where I am unable to stand it, and leave early (today)
- This leads to a rash of job hunting wherein Sushi suggests I apply in person to Dish Network.
- To apply in person requires a good outfit - shirt, and indeed tie. The ties are all in a clothes box which remains unpackd since the move.
- Getting to this clothes box requires the total removal of the cats' litter box from the room - at which point I may as well vacuum around it!
HAH! I see through your not-so-subtle machinations, So-called Sushi - if indeed that IS your real name!
July 19 2005, 02:56:53 UTC 6 years ago
July 19 2005, 02:59:15 UTC 6 years ago
July 19 2005, 03:15:07 UTC 6 years ago
July 19 2005, 13:05:06 UTC 6 years ago
wow... WAY too much planning for my pre-coffee thinking....heh.